Happy birthday Funny
1. Sure, getting older is like a time travel movie in slow motion…but better slow than fast, I always say! I’m in no rush to get to the end of the film. Happy birthday!
2. Real men are proud of their age.
Best wishes on your birthday!
3. First goes the memory, then your eyesight, and then…I forgot. But, have a great birthday.
4. Happy birthday! Don’t count the candles on your cake or the wrinkles on your face. Just be glad that you’re not down for the count.
5. Sorry I forgot your birthday. Can you reschedule it for sometime next week?
6. Happy birthday to someone who still waits for his birthday like a child every year. The day is finally here. Have fun.
7. Be thankful for another year
It just reminded me that weeds don’t easily die.
Have a blast on your birthday!
8. If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
9. You are only young and reckless once, but you can be reckless well into your hip-breaking days. Happy birthday!
10. Can you blow out all these candles or should I call the fire department?
11. You know how most people, on your birthday, tell you, “My goodness, you never seem to age.” Well, I’m not one of them. Happy birthday, old fart!
12. “You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!”
13. For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead. Happy birthday!
14. You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants. Happy birthday!
15. Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
16. Happy birthday idiot, may your day be full of surprises and you cut innumerable cakes.
17. The nation’s best kept secret, your true age
18. A big Thanks to your Birthday, your birthday cake candles are giving us so much warmth to counter this chilling cold. Thanks again and happy Birthday!
19. Congratulations on turning another year older and still looking like a teenager.
20. I lift a toast for your being older than last
year. It’s still an achievement though!
All the best this year for you!
21. Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.
22. Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.
23. Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.
24. Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend! Happy birthday
25. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest